September 24, 2009
Quotes about life to cheer you up
Read these quotes about life. “Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.” Bill Cosby
“I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.” Woody Allen
“What is it with McDonald’s staff who pretend they don’t understand you unless you insert the ‘Mc’ before the item you’re ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger…a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I’ll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser!” Billy Connolly
“To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.”– (The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895) Oscar Wilde
“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. ” Isaac Asimov
” Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.” All the time spent “Albert Einstein
You should take a look at these funny life quotes.
“My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few virtues.” Abraham Lincoln
” When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile.” George Burns (Just you and me Kid, 1979)
“Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year. ” Ralph Waldo Emerson
“With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.” Rodney Dangerfield
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” Groucho Marx
Or take a look at these good quotes about life.
“A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.” WC Fields
“Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.” Shelley Winters
“I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids! ” Milton Berle
“All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something. ” Miguel de Cervantes
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