September 22, 2009
Quotes about life
Can’t life be wonderful sometimes, at other times it can be a real pain in the ass. Here are some gems to help you when you are not feeling the best time, read some of these funny quotes about life.
“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. ” Jerome K. Jerome
“You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you’re not ‘professional’ any more. ” Jeff Foxworthy
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” Sam Ewing
“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself — like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks.” Jean Kerr
“Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.” Diana Jordan
“I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man. ” Jean Harlow
Take a look through these samples of funny quotes about life.
“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.” Mark Twain
“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. ” Robert Frost
“Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have. ” Anonymous
“A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead. ” Stan Laurel
How about taking a look at these quotes about life.
“Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box” Italian proverb
“Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It’s a mystery and that’s why so is mankind.” Jack Handey
“This 3-year-old kid is home alone, and a salesman comes to the door. The kid answers, and he’s got a porno in one hand, a cigar in one hand and a bottle of J.D. The salesman goes, “Hi, little boy, are your parents home?” The kid goes, “What the f**k do you think?”” Avril Lavigne
“I don’t plan to grow old gracefully I plan to have face lifts till my ears meet. ” Rita Rudner
“I’ve got a phone, answer machine, TV set, computer, hand grenade - everything you need to run a business in Los Angeles. ” Ice T
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