September 22, 2009

Funny quotes about life to brighten your mood

When you feel like you don’t want smile, put a broad grin on your face with these famous quotes about life.

“Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. ” Don Marquis

“People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it’s more about the state of your body. ” Jeffrey Parfitt

“Women are not forgiven for aging. Robert Redford’s lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles. ” Jane Fonda

“How young can you die of old age?” Steve Wright

Take a look at the selection of funny life quotes.

“Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.” Groucho Marx

“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” Rodney Dangerfield

“The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.” Colin Chapman

“In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to ‘Until debt do us part’. Sam Ewing

“A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.” Marvin Kitman

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” Ernest Hemingway

“I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry.” Robert Benchley

“The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep.” Bill Clinton aide George Stephanopolous

“That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it.” A Congressional Candidate in Texas

“You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.” Milton Berle

“The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority acting against a divided majority.” Will Durant